Cold Fish is liked by the Times, who says it ‘unforgiving swipes at societal sicknesses and national flaws’, the Guardian says ‘freaky, but is far too long and wearying’. I guess I’ll wait for dvd, if even.

Snap is a movie by Carmel Winters, that the Irish times seems to like, but it is dangerous, as it is Irish, so the reviewer is probably a second cousin of the production assistant, so they cannot be believed.

One for the kids is ‘Rio’ the story of a bird that can’t fly, that gets three stars off anyone and everyone.

Not a great week at the cinema, but…  it would be a sin on the sunniest day this year. Go sit in the sun. You look sickly, and take off that black jumper also!