‘I’m picking out the hooker that I like the best,

I’m crying on her toilet coz my life’s a mess’

Moments of genius are few and far between, but this could be another one from the Rubberbandits. It’s also a much better song than what I’ve heard from them previously. Some wonderful lines in this, check it out below.

‘My wife sells cheese on the internet,

I think about her sister when we’re intimate’.

Yes, it doesn’t come much better than this!