Yes, the best movie released this week seems to be a two and a half hour Turkish movie that even critics are describing as difficult (but rewarding). If you want difficulty with reward, this is clearly the movie for you.

Otherwise, a motley crew including a remake of 21 jump street (ok, this wasn’t aimed at me, but it still looks terrible), we bought a zoo (Matt Damon junk), Contraband (Mark Wahlberg nonsense).

It’s Paddy’s day, so you shouldn’t be at the movies, you should be drinking yourself into a stupor, it’s about killing brain cells, not filling them with things.